Save these short funny captions for your husband’s Instagram posts or funny couple quotes in general? Enjoy!!
1. My husband: part-time comedian, full-time dish avoider. 🧽😂
2. Love you more than pizza—and that’s saying A LOT. 🍕❤️
3. You’re the cheese to my macaroni. 🧀 Can’t do life without you!
4. Off the market! Sorry, ladies—he’s mine forever. 💍😉
5. He promised to sweep me off my feet… still waiting. 🧹🙄
6. You’re my peanut butter, extra nutty and all. 🥜❤️
7. Marriage: where dating him becomes a lifetime contract. 💼💑
8. We go together like sarcasm and eye rolls. 😉🙄 #PowerCouple
9. Love you, even when you snore like a bear. 🐻😴
10. Behind every great husband is a wife rolling her eyes. 🤣🙄
11. I’m a wife—what’s your superpower? 💁♀️💥
12. Marrying me = your best decision ever. Admit it. 💁♀️💍
13. Love you more than Wi-Fi… and you know how I feel about Wi-Fi. 📶❤️
14. He stole my heart… and then he took my last name! 💖💍
15. I love him even when he forgets the trash. 🗑️ #TrueLove 😂
16. My husband is one in a million… or at least that’s what he says. 😏💗
17. Netflix and not-so-chill with my favorite human. 📺❤️
18. You’re the “ugh” to my “I love you.” 🙃💞 #RealTalk
19. Stuck with him, and shockingly, I’m okay with it. 😉❤️
20. You’re the reason I smile… and the reason I roll my eyes. 😘🙄
21. Married to Mr. Right… who’s also Mr. Perfectly Annoying. 🤷♀️😂
22. Love you… even when you eat like a caveman. 🍽️😅
23. King of Dad jokes, ruler of bad puns. 👑😂
24. Love you more than coffee… and that’s a big deal! ☕❤️
25. He’s my lobster, forever and always. 🦞💞 #FriendsReference
26. You drive me crazy… but what a ride it’s been! 🚗💖
27. Thankful for you… and the fact I never have to date again. 🙌❤️
28. The only human I’d share my fries with. 🍟💖 #TrueLove
29. He’s the calm to my chaos. 😜😇 #YinAndYang
30. When I said “I do,” I didn’t mean the dishes! 💍🍽️
31. My husband: my favorite weirdo. 🤪❤️
32. Together since “always steals the blankets” became a thing. 🛌😂
33. Love you… even though you NEVER listen. 🎧🙄
34. I said, “I love you,” but I meant, “Please do the laundry.” 🧺💖
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35. Forever my partner in crime… and takeout. 🍕🍟❤️
36. I love him more than naps—and that’s serious! 💤💓
37. My husband is lucky… he married the best wife ever. 😜💃
38. You’re the frosting to my cupcake—sweet and irresistible! 🧁❤️
39. Married to my best friend… and sometimes my worst enemy. 🤝😈
40. Love you more than chocolate, but don’t test me on that. 🍫😆
41. It wasn’t love at first sight… but it didn’t take long. 👀❤️
42. Life with you is an adventure—and I brought snacks! 🍿🚀
43. Thanks for being my spider slayer! 🕷️🧡 #Hero
44. Love you… even when the toilet seat’s up. 🚽🙄
45. A match made in sarcastic heaven. 😇😜 #Soulmates
46. Here’s to forever annoying you! 🥂#MissionAccomplished
47. Love you, but your jokes? Questionable at best. 🤣❤️
48. Better together since [year]. Forever. 💏🎉
49. Can’t keep calm—he’s my husband! 😘💖 #LuckyMe
50. Love you, but I’m still winning this argument. 😏💪 #WifeWins
51. Happily ever after… after coffee, of course. ☕💑
52. You’re my favorite pain in the butt. 🍑😘 #LoveYa
53. You’re the ketchup to my fries. 🍟❤️ #BetterTogether
54. Who knew I’d fall for your weirdness? 🤪💖
55. He’s one lucky guy to have me, just sayin’. 🍀💏
56. Still choosing you, even though you steal the covers! 🛌🙃
57. Love you more than naps… but just barely. 💤😴❤️
58. You’re weird, but I love it. 🤪💗 #PerfectTogether
59. Marriage: where “What’s for dinner?” is a daily adventure. 🍽️😅
60. My husband: keeper of my heart… and occasionally my patience. 😘😇
61. I’m the boss, but he’s the Assistant Regional Manager. 😂🎬 #OfficeJokes
62. I love you… but our dog might love you more. 🐕💖
63. My favorite human to do absolutely nothing with. 🛋️💑
64. Still like you, after all this time! 😘⏳❤️
65. I love you… but sometimes you really test me. 😏💖
66. Marriage: finding someone you’ll annoy forever. 💍🙃
67. You’re the bacon to my eggs—perfect pair! 🥓🍳❤️
68. Asked for a crown, got one… from Burger King. 👑🍔 #Royalty
69. You’re the Jim to my Pam. 👫💘 #TVGoals
70. Love you, even when you hog the remote. 🎮📺😆
71. Together forever because we’re too lazy to start over. 😜❤️
72. Marrying him = like winning the lottery… but with snoring. 💤💍
73. He’s my better half—mostly because I’m a mess. 😅💖
74. I love you more than naps—and that’s big! 💤💗
75. My husband = fine wine, better with time. 🍷💏
76. Perfect guy? Close enough! 😉💘
77. Love you more than carbs… sometimes. 🍞😘
78. Life with you = romantic comedy, with a little drama. 🎥❤️
79. You had me at “I’ll do the dishes.” 🍽️💖
80. My husband: making me laugh since [year]. 😆💞
81. You’re my favorite reason to lose sleep. 😘💤
82. My go-to partner in crime (and snacks). 🍕🕵️♀️
83. Love you forever… and even when you snore. 💤💑
84. Proof that good men still exist—and I married one. 🧔💓
85. You had me at “I’ll cook.” 🍳❤️ #DreamMan
86. Together we’re unstoppable (and always hungry). 🍔💪❤️
87. You’re the reason I smile in the morning… and need coffee. ☕💘
88. He completes me… most of the time. 🧩💏
89. Love you, but stop stealing my snacks! 🍿😜
90. I’d choose you over and over again. No question. ❤️💍
91. I love my husband, but I love Netflix too. 📺💞 #Balance
92. Marriage = love + Wi-Fi. 📶❤️ #ModernLove
93. He holds the key to my heart… and my Wi-Fi password. 💖📱
94. Still falling for you… even when you forget to clean. 🧽💖
95. You’re my favorite Netflix binge! 🍿💘
96. Marriage: a daily debate of “What’s for dinner?” 🍔😜
97. Love you, even when you’re hangry. 🍕😡❤️
98. Forever my favorite couch partner. 🛋️❤️
99. You’re the reason I smile… and sometimes facepalm. 🤦♀️❤️
100. You + me = happily ever after… with snacks. 🍫💏 #Winning
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